Selected Stuff…

The following are the products of my weekend.









the Wit

(61% dark, 26% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais




The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules –

If you’re interested, try my best friend’s best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece







My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
















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You scored higher than 99% on darkness





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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity





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You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Truffles – I took this basic truffle recipe and jazzed it up. (Recipe cut in half)
Atomic Fireball Trufles – Aadd 2 Tbls. Cinnamon and 1/2 Tsp cayenne to the creme before scalding making sure to whisk out lumps. Roll completed truffles in cinnamon/powdered sugar.
Margarita – Add 2 Tbls. Tequila, a splash of sour mix, and some lime zest to the grated choc before adding the creme. Roll in granulated sugar that has been mixed with lime juice and allowed to dry.
Archangel Update – Added a bit to chapter 29 and started 30. I’ll finish it I swear!!