Arrrrrr, This Be Talk Like a Pirate Day - digg this
Ahoy, maties, this be Iron Jack Kidd! Be ye celebratin' International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Don't be a lubber. Drink yer grog, navigate o'er to http://www.talklikeapirate.com/, and dance tha hornpipe! Do it smartly now or I'll run ye through!!
You are The Pirate
Do you remember the last time you took a chance? It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light. It's time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do. You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your pirate pals who think you are okay but can't always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for someone such as yourself, what with all the bumps and stuff. It's a good thing you are on a pirate ship, otherwise, you would be walking because you are positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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The Quartermaster
Profile: The Quartermaster (The ship’s disciplinarian).You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.
You are The Cap'n!
Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man - or woman - you couldn't eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You’re mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that’s his problem, now isn’t? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Cap'n?!? Wait! Can I retake the quiz?
You guys be so much more awesome than me I jus' canna stand 't.
Retake? Ye canna deny yer nature matey! Be proud o' who ye be.
I got the Quartermaster again. And it fits so well actually.
"PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!"
You are The Quartermaster
You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome,
awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike
– well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t
likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be
what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was
called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around
because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing
that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the
crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of
fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline
AND entertainment.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Like I needed an internet quiz to tell me this:
You are ...
The Cap'n
Why couldn't the little boy get into the pirate movie?
Cuz it be rated ARRRRRH.
Shiver me timbers...
Tha'r joke be T-ARRRRRH-IBLE!
Yarrrggghhhh!
I was so caught up in being Mr. Mom yesterday that I completely missed talk like a pirate day. And I think my 6-month old girl would have enjoyed laughing at daddy's sillier-than-usual way of speaking...
Oh well, at least I can take the inner pirate test:
And hey, I am the Cap'n!!
Wait, the Cap'n shouldn't have to change dirty diapers...
That be tha problem in this here world. To many dang Cap'ns and not enough bloomin' pirates.